I am as sick as a person could be. Complete with coughing, phlegm, head ache, runny/stuffed nose, fever, etc.. The temperature went down slightly just a few minutes ago — I was buried under massive amounts of blankets and was still shivering. The important thing is to recuperate and be able to work […]
You know.. I should really change the little blurb on the left to…
Hi. Welcome to my blog, as I describe every gruesome detail on my progress toward death.
My friend jokingly said that I probably have SARS and should not come near him… Yes, what started out to be just your usual severe vomiting […]
I present to you, the World’s Longest Palindrome! Of course, I had to look up the word, palindrome, on the dictionary. What odd things that people do!
How did Sobe enter society as a mainstream beverage? It says “Lizard Fuel” on the bottle, and has a drawing of a mean lizard, driving what […]
The temperature is supposed to dip close to freezing tonight! It’s currently in the low 50’s, which is just Brrrr~!
I haven’t blogged for 48 hours and people are sending out rescue teams! No, I did not die in the earth quake, or a tsunami caused by the earth quake. In fact, I didn’t even feel it — its epicenter was in Central Cal, which would be about 300 miles away! And […]
I know I wasn’t going to mention the gory details of my pain, but I have just woken up, at 1:40 AM, on Christmas morning, from severe abdominal pain. Nothing like abdominal pain to wake you up on Christmas morning. Either Santa Claus ran out of the usual lump of coal and had […]
Yesterday was the sheer essence of hell, condensed into one day. I was sick. I will not say more, because it is Christmas Eve, and those who read this blog have better things to do than turn green from the nasty, gory details of my illness. So consider yourselves spared!
Still, even with […]
There was a large earthquake today in central Cal. It was supposedly felt all the way from LA to San Jose, and had a magnitude of 6.5, but I felt nothing, and I am in Los Angeles. Evidently, three people (so far) have been counted as the death toll — I guess I […]
Once again the terror threat level has been raised to Orange. Up, down, up, down…